Comments by reesetee

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  • Ooh, I like this one. I'm feeling a bit pollrumptious today anyway.

    May 5, 2011

  • *flings raisins like confetti in celebration*

    Happy National Raisin Week!

    May 5, 2011

  • I ♥ Cole Porter.

    May 5, 2011

  • Frog, I think Chained has a list of these types of words somewhere, if you want to browse....

    May 5, 2011

  • Word-happy hour is all the time, of course. :-)

    *taps a few freshly brewed adverbs for the crowd*

    May 5, 2011

  • Nickname for kite (the avian kind). Bilby: Alert!

    May 5, 2011

  • I'm guessing the bird--I've seen it in some older birding books. Thanks, h.

    May 5, 2011

  • Congrats, all! And Possible, I join you in shame--before all was said and done, I changed four or five that turned out to be correct after all. Eeesh.

    As for protean, I was attempting a riff on the What Is a Reesetee, Anyhow? goofiness. :-) (Also, it's printed on the t-shirt I was wearing when I emailed gangerh.)

    *indiscriminately flings fufluns*

    May 5, 2011

  • But beer smells great! *is beginning to worry about olfactory problems*

    May 5, 2011

  • True about espresso; I'll grant you that. :-)

    May 5, 2011

  • *chimes in with everyone else*

    Welcome, blafferty!

    *sips Kopi Luwak coffee from crappucino mug*

    May 5, 2011

  • Yeeeesss, yesss. This, my friend, is the other normal. Mmmwwwaaaaahahaha.

    May 4, 2011

  • *hork*

    May 4, 2011

  • See here and/or here.

    May 4, 2011

  • I think coffee tastes as good as it smells most of the time.

    May 4, 2011

  • *sigh* I just wasn't up for it this year....

    Congrats to the winners! Good luck sharing the prize. :-)

    May 4, 2011

  • I thought of this list the moment I started reading this.

    May 4, 2011

  • Dontcry, are you okay? You're something of a hydrangea-face, aren't you?

    May 4, 2011

  • I would never

    May 4, 2011

  • If you didn't

    May 4, 2011

  • I always forg

    May 4, 2011

  • *craves an old-time beverage sipped through a slender straw of drying grass*

    May 3, 2011

  • Gracious.

    May 3, 2011

  • Mr. Boggy: I swear by the avian gods that I typed all those lame guesses myself. Not a bird's claw in sight. Can I help it if cats' paws are too fluffy for keyboards?

    Signed,

    R.T. Distingue

    May 3, 2011

  • *yoink--again*

    May 2, 2011

  • Chained, did you know that Prolagus has an English cocker spaniel who, though not lugubrious, deserves two or more comments?

    May 2, 2011

  • So Pro, you were confounded by compound?

    May 2, 2011

  • *playfully accepts dontcry's mediæval coupon and hands her a balsamaceous panda-shaped wodge*

    May 2, 2011

  • Lovely!

    May 2, 2011

  • *yoink*

    May 2, 2011

  • *delivers basket of cupcakes, fufluns, and slop to sionnach*

    *continues peddling slop while wearing distingue harlequin costume*

    May 2, 2011

  • I thought about doing that, but if I start second-guessing myself, I'll go even more insane than I already have.

    *offers slop to dontcry at a reasonable rate*

    May 2, 2011

  • You got a Frankenstein plastic top? Nuts. I only got Dracula.

    Lovely list. :-)

    May 2, 2011

  • I dunno; that always looked like green paint to me.

    *spins head*

    May 2, 2011

  • Hey, thanks bilby!

    May 2, 2011

  • Superingestion is pretty good too.

    May 2, 2011

  • It was a little easier to do certain things on Wordie--but there are lots of functions here that I'd have wished for there too. If you want to suggest something, we generally post questions/suggestions/bitching/complaining/all-purpose-comments at feedback.

    Hope you stick around. :-)

    May 1, 2011

  • Neat! Thanks for spinning your head!

    May 1, 2011

  • No, no. Thank you, ruzuzu.

    May 1, 2011

  • *bursting with pride for ruzuzu*

    May 1, 2011

  • Nice to see you stopping by, rolig. :-)

    May 1, 2011

  • You're something of a non-pronouncer, aren't you?

    May 1, 2011

  • Thank you, blafferty.

    ...What am I thanking you for again?

    May 1, 2011

  • Really? I always thought it sounded like the taste of lemons.

    May 1, 2011

  • Wait. Is this a big-ass list or a big ass-list?

    May 1, 2011

  • Bilby: I too. Allegedly.

    May 1, 2011

  • Ha!

    May 1, 2011

  • *offers bandages to trees*

    April 30, 2011

  • Eep! Guess I should have mentioned that I was joking. All is fine, ruzuzu. But thanks for worrying. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • *offers bandages*

    April 29, 2011

  • Ah, well. Here's a fuflun.

    Hey, hold onto the....!!

    *sigh*

    April 29, 2011

  • Mr. Limpet. Loved that guy. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • *quietly begins singing*

    Just what makes that little old blafferty....

    April 29, 2011

  • I don't know about March, but I did collect a few fractures in April.

    April 29, 2011

  • Well, if they'd just be quiet for a minute....

    April 29, 2011

  • *flees*

    April 29, 2011

  • So presumably more will follow. Looking forward to it. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • Oh, but this is Wordnik. If Wordieniks can't invent a madeupical word, no one can.

    April 29, 2011

  • But don't let me discourage you. I'm sure you'll get to the top tomorrow. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • Also chinkapin.

    April 29, 2011

  • Also see chinquapin.

    April 29, 2011

  • So I do. Thanks, bilby. Adding it here too.

    April 29, 2011

  • Wow, that's amazing. I'd have eaten the pine nut before I finished the camera.

    Pro, do you realize we just missed Worldwide Pinhole Photography Day? Gaaaah!

    April 29, 2011

  • *eats pine nut*

    April 29, 2011

  • How about petrophile? "In biology, thriving on rocks or in rocky habitats." Sure, it describes plants, but can't we all share the love?

    April 28, 2011

  • Heehee! Menfauxpause is my favorite.

    Oh, wait: and kaleidopause.

    April 28, 2011

  • Wow. I hear that you also can't pass go or collect $200.

    April 28, 2011

  • Haha! I was just thinking that skipvia had a list similar to yours, but it must have been this page. Not to worry--you're hardly stealing. :-)

    April 28, 2011

  • Didn't skipvia have a list like this at one time? *tries to remember*

    April 28, 2011

  • *purchases large qauntities of raisins*

    April 28, 2011

  • Yes, it has! I actually intended it to be a list of goofy holidays, so I probably didn't add either of those. Some people take them mighty seriously.

    If it helps, I've tagged all the entries on this list with the day, date, week, month, etc. If you look at the tag pages for any of those, you'll see the names of the corresponding holidays listed. :-)

    April 28, 2011

  • Eeeew.

    April 28, 2011

  • Well, but then you'd probably end up with a hole in your pocket and the pebble would drop out and roll back down the hill.

    Just sayin'.

    April 28, 2011

  • Maybe a lighter stone?

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the jacana.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nuts. And you were so close....

    April 28, 2011

  • *flees, with fufluns*

    April 28, 2011

  • *flings fufluns at giggling sound*

    Possible, you didn't tell me this place was haunted!

    April 28, 2011

  • And tangy, too.

    April 28, 2011

  • *spins around*

    Whatwasthat?

    April 28, 2011

  • *LA LA LA LA LA LA!*

    April 28, 2011

  • *plugs ears*

    April 28, 2011

  • Hey, what the....

    That fuflun is attacking me!

    April 28, 2011

  • I hardly think blafferty has time, Possible. She appears to be rolling a stone uphill at the moment.

    April 28, 2011

  • *follows Possible into ruzuzu's profile*

    *helps self to fufluns*

    *plops down in nearest chair*

    Man, this place was hard to find!

    April 28, 2011

  • *refuses to follow ruzuzu's links*

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the whimbrel. Also spelled tangwaup.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Also a nickname for the whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Will do--much appreciated, as always.

    April 28, 2011

  • I feel birdie.

    April 28, 2011

  • Clever! :-)

    April 27, 2011

  • See iroquoisy.

    April 27, 2011

  • Such serendipity.

    Oh wait. I meant iroquoisyness.

    April 27, 2011

  • Ha! Love it.

    April 27, 2011

  • Mel! Of course! Excuse me; I have a list to add him to.

    April 27, 2011

  • *buys a railroad*

    April 27, 2011

  • I believe Noam has the distinction of being the only person on both elevator lists. :-)

    April 27, 2011

  • *snort*

    April 27, 2011

  • And heckbender. ;->

    April 27, 2011

  • *shoos chickens off the page*

    April 27, 2011

  • Good ones. :-)

    April 27, 2011

  • Doo daah!

    April 27, 2011

  • Clever! If you're interested, elgiad007, I have a list inspired pretty much by a similarly mundane occasion--it's not so much rhyme as rhythm, though.

    April 27, 2011

  • That doesn't sound at all comfortable.

    April 27, 2011

  • No thanks, mollusque. I've had dessert.

    Oh, wait....

    April 27, 2011

  • Those are ostioles and oscules, you know.

    April 26, 2011

  • Here it is.

    April 26, 2011

  • I'm game! *scurries off*

    April 26, 2011

  • Here's one, but it's labeled with a different formation of the word. Anyone know whether they're interchangeable?

    April 26, 2011

  • Heehee! Saw that setup coming, but I still didn't figure it out. :-)

    April 26, 2011

  • As I recall, we had a three-way tie the first time around. We got some lovely parting gift comments on our profiles. :-)

    April 26, 2011

  • 1) There's a delightful rhythm to that headline.

    2) The thought of "wild packs of chickens" tearing through a neighborhood makes me giggle.

    Thanks for the lift, marky. :-)

    April 26, 2011

  • Ooh, that's a great idea! Anyone?

    *waits*

    April 26, 2011

  • The words "meat" and "slurry" should never come within 20 feet of one another.

    April 26, 2011

  • See eructation.

    April 26, 2011

  • See eructation.

    April 26, 2011

  • You guys only have six fingers on each hand?

    Wow.

    April 26, 2011

  • That's weird, because I walked by a storm drain the other day whose smell could kill a herd of rampaging buffalo.

    April 26, 2011

  • Published in 1793. Leviticus Ch. 3's heading in this Bible reads "bees" for "beeves" (plural of "beef"): "How the pacifique hosts peace offerings must be of bees, sheep, lambs and goats."

    April 25, 2011

  • According to A.W.A.D., "To fly close to the ground. From the allusion to a plane flying so low as to flatten a hat on someone's head. Earliest documented use: 1940."

    Oroboros, are you familiar with this one?

    April 25, 2011

  • First printed in 1815, the so-called Debased Bible used the Catholic Rheims New Testament text but was a Protestant edition. In Philippians 2:7, it reports that Christ "debased himself" rather than "emptied himself."

    April 25, 2011

  • Classic.

    April 25, 2011

  • Ha!

    April 25, 2011

  • *groan*

    April 25, 2011

  • I also like "earthy depths" (same definition).

    April 25, 2011

  • No, no; I'm the slopseller? See my list?

    April 25, 2011

  • Thanks, hernesheir!

    April 25, 2011

  • So good, I want to add it to my "It Has a Name??" list. I bow to your fakery skills.

    April 25, 2011

  • Maybe it means that people will love the banner so much that they'll all scramble to take it for themselves, and then they'll start tussling with one another, and that will cause them to tear apart the banner into separate letters. So, you know, it's the individual letters speaking.

    Or maybe it makes no sense at all.

    April 25, 2011

  • Congrats on the 10,000!

    April 25, 2011

  • Here are my guesses:

    bilby: ascian

    blafferty: prodigal

    chained_bear: wodge

    dontcry: tear-resistant

    erinmckean: calepinerienne

    fbharjo: heartstringsplucker

    frindley: mediæval

    frogapplause: lunette

    gangerh: emordnilap

    hernesheir: chrestomathic

    mollusque: sinistral

    oroboros: harlequin

    PossibleUnderscore: slopseller

    Prolagus: aaaaaaargh!

    pterodactyl: playful

    reesetee: queasy

    ruzuzu: balsamaceous

    seanahan: hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophile

    sionnach: distingue

    Wordnicolina: greenhorn

    Wordplayer: systematic

    yarb: mortsafe

    I dunno...some seemed too obvious and others...*scratches head*

    April 25, 2011

  • I just re-read the marathon of phony umbrage taking page and laughed my ass off.

    Thanks. I needed that. :-)

    April 25, 2011

  • Wait--some of you guys have actual spreadsheets? I was kidding! *worries*

    April 25, 2011

  • Heehee! Might as well be. :-)

    April 25, 2011

  • Yay!

    *scurries off to set up Excel chart*

    April 22, 2011

  • *gag*

    April 22, 2011

  • Yes, yes, Spring Sphere Day or some such. But more important is the natal day of R Herself!

    *hands out special batch of Ruzuzu-day cupcakes with candles*

    April 22, 2011

  • Happy Bearthday!

    *plays clarinet*

    April 22, 2011

  • I'm with bilby. I miss those faketymologies.

    April 22, 2011

  • But isn't this the weekend when certain believers are busy celebrating a certain holiday that shall remain nameless? And won't those people be otherwise engaged for a few days?

    Just sayin'.

    April 22, 2011

  • Busted.

    That's right, sionnach; all my psittacine friends must weigh in on Wordnik before partaking of their daily birdie chow. I've taught them how to hunt and...er, peck...on the keyboard. You wouldn't believe how difficult it is to get those seed hulls out of the tiny little spaces between keys.

    However, they refuse to speak in public, no matter how many sprigs of millet I offer, no matter how much chattering they do in private. They abhor the paparazzi, you see.

    April 22, 2011

  • Cute!

    April 22, 2011

  • The witch is dead?

    April 22, 2011

  • Happy National Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day!

    April 22, 2011

  • Dung is a...

    a verb??

    April 22, 2011

  • Another nifty calendar!

    April 22, 2011

  • God Save the Food.

    April 21, 2011

  • Well, that makes sense. Come back in twenty years, when you've gotten some rest.

    April 21, 2011

  • Nifty calendar, ruzuzu!

    April 21, 2011

  • Easy mistake. That's the finches' fetch.

    April 21, 2011

  • Ooh! I know that kind of French!

    April 21, 2011

  • If you named your cub this, would he have to wear these pants?

    April 21, 2011

  • *waits*

    April 21, 2011

  • Get it? Chained? Link?

    *slinks away*

    April 21, 2011

  • How could I have missed Broccolino? Fixed!

    Avoid cross-pollination, you ask, but I did borrow several priceless names from this list. Hope you don't mind. :-)

    April 21, 2011

  • Give a dog a bone.

    April 21, 2011

  • Let's make sure chained_bear stays away from Denny's for the next few weeks....

    April 21, 2011

  • Haha!

    April 21, 2011

  • Hey! That's my peanut butter cup!

    April 21, 2011

  • My fetch is a saxophone.

    April 21, 2011

  • *wanders in several hours late*

    Hey, do you have to speak French to go to the barbarism party?

    April 21, 2011

  • Where are the tiny Christians?

    April 21, 2011

  • At least it isn't an unauthorized Babarism. I don't think he'd fit on this page.

    April 21, 2011

  • *tosses be-licked cupcakes; makes new batch*

    April 21, 2011

  • All better.

    Signed,

    Was Too Lazy to Post a Link Until Chained Forced Me To

    April 21, 2011

  • Indeed! See my spanking-new list: New and Improved Names for Easter Eggs. :-)

    April 21, 2011

  • And I'm wondering now, since the Cub is a year or so older and Cub Sequel is imminent, whether you'll be adjusting this list.

    April 21, 2011

  • *hands umbrage back to Chained*

    Hey, thanks!

    April 21, 2011

  • Chained, how could you have missed this one on FB?

    April 21, 2011

  • Hey! I wanted to add Zucchina!

    Damn new mothers....

    *grabs massive fistfuls of fake umbrage*

    April 21, 2011

  • Good question. Also a good question is what merits an entry on Wordnik. Far worse has been perpetrated here. ;->

    April 19, 2011

  • *hugs all and sundry*

    Oh, and chained: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

    April 19, 2011

  • Thanks for the additions, r. :-)

    April 19, 2011

  • *snort*

    April 19, 2011

  • From A.W.A.D.: "From Tamil paraiyar, plural of paraiyan (drummer), from parai (drum, to tell). Because the drum players were considered among the lowest in the former caste system of India, the word took on the general meaning of an outcast. Earliest documented use: 1613."

    April 19, 2011

  • But it's so simple, sionnach. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: Are you the sort of man who would put the word onto your own list or your enemy's?

    April 18, 2011

  • Ooh, wait, I have a gem cut list somewhere....

    *rummaging*

    Yes, here it is. :-)

    April 18, 2011

  • *hands over a dozen cupcakes*

    April 18, 2011

  • Unless said gasoline is actually in new car interior.

    April 18, 2011

  • Agreed. People just don't understand the Power of the Accordion.

    April 17, 2011

  • *fiddles with cupcake*

    Here you go. Enjoy.

    April 17, 2011

  • *unclenches hand and gives Possible unclenched cupcake*

    April 17, 2011

  • Thanks, everyone! Actually, it's rather belated no matter where you are, but that just makes it last longer. :-)

    April 17, 2011

  • Why, what a thoughtful gift!

    *places it next to comment no. 159*

    Thanks, all.

    April 16, 2011

  • Well, some people might disagree....But thank you.

    *rubs toe shyly in the dirt*

    Oh, and you may want to bracket "celebratory iroquoisyness." You know, just in case.

    April 16, 2011

  • *hands over another unclenched cupcake*

    April 16, 2011

  • *relaxes*

    April 16, 2011

  • Pro, perhaps you'd enjoy a poem.

    April 16, 2011

  • I love lombrichi tossed with watermarks. :-)

    April 16, 2011

  • *speechless*

    April 16, 2011

  • You haven't started the calisthenics yet? *is horrified*

    April 16, 2011

  • Here I wonder aloud whether thtownse ever found those pinking shears.

    April 16, 2011

  • *sigh* My poor birthday....

    Chained would point out, I am certain, that Warwick the Kingmaker was killed in battle on this day in 1471. Also, in 1944, an explosion in the harbor of Bombay killed 700 people.

    *sigh*

    April 16, 2011

  • *leaps for joy*

    April 16, 2011

  • Those old photo captions were so vague.

    April 16, 2011

  • *looks for "Like" button under ruzuzu's comment*

    April 16, 2011

  • Don't be such a heckion.

    April 16, 2011

  • Unclench, unclench! Or you'll never be able to ID the Wordieniks!

    *hands dontcry an unclenched cupcake*

    April 16, 2011

  • I prefer to call it star jelly, thank you.

    April 16, 2011

  • Shameful.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also called star jelly, astromyxin, astral jelly, star rot, or star shot. A gelatinous substance, which, according to folklore, is deposited on the earth during meteor showers. See Wikipedia's star jelly entry for more.

    Thanks, bilby.

    April 16, 2011

  • That's...highly descriptive, bilby. Thanks.

    April 16, 2011

  • Enjoy Record Store Day, everyone!

    April 15, 2011

  • You mean, the way I did on List #2? ;-)

    April 15, 2011

  • Oh, and happy Reach As High As You Can Day, everyone. :-)

    April 15, 2011

  • That is one fabulous airport carpet website.

    April 14, 2011

  • Wow, those are great ones! Thanks, PossU.

    April 14, 2011

  • I agree, sionnach. Probably a list-owner error. Good catch! :-)

    April 12, 2011

  • Eew x 2. Added, thanks.

    April 12, 2011

  • Yes, airports will be far less colorful, yarb. I don't like the "imminent" idea either--sounds as though something is coming at you at great speed and you need to duck immediately.

    April 11, 2011

  • Say goodbye to color-coded terror alerts and hello to warnings and Facebook and Twitter. As part of their overhauled advisory system, the Department of Homeland Security is introducing two levels of warning—elevated and imminent—that may occasionally be distributed via social media, reports the Washington Post. The two warnings will both come with an expiration date instead of the vague rainbow colors of anxiety that the system instituted in 2001. The new alert system, which is intended to be more specific and useful, will be in place by April 27. The details emerged for a Homeland Security report dated April 1 obtained by AP.

    The Slatest Edition, "@AmericanPeople terror risk #elevated. Have a nice day!!"

    April 10, 2011

  • Thanks, rutemple! No, I still haven't managed to give it a try. Every time I see a course available locally, it ends up conflicting with some other part of life. (See "Life" discussion on my profile.)

    Have you ever tried it?

    April 9, 2011

  • Thanks, bilby!

    April 9, 2011

  • No, no, I insist on doing Wordnik. Others insist that I do this life thing. Maddening, I tell you.

    R: I was offering you some cashews. Nuts?

    April 9, 2011

  • Nuts! Why does life always interfere with Wordnik time?

    *sigh*

    April 9, 2011

  • Rock it, man.

    April 4, 2011

  • Best illustration ever.

    April 4, 2011

  • *plays ████████ in celebration of ruzuzu's squeaky cleanness*

    April 4, 2011

  • There's a wordnik t-shirt? Do tell!

    April 4, 2011

  • I'll never tell.

    April 4, 2011

  • See gangerh. Tell him ReeseTee sent you. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • Done! ISTFD will be duly listed, with directions to your place. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • Ah, yes. What a spectaculatory list it is. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • HA!

    March 30, 2011

  • Happy National Something on a Stick Day!

    March 28, 2011

  • Pants dancing.

    March 27, 2011

  • Heehee.

    March 27, 2011

  • You've been doing that too?:-)

    March 27, 2011

  • I love Regretsy.

    March 27, 2011

  • *facepalm*

    March 27, 2011

  • He was first acquitted of first-degree murder before the voluntary manslaughter conviction. For the latter, he served just five years.

    March 27, 2011

  • I read this as "Last Man Cub" and wondered what happened to Mowgli.

    March 27, 2011

  • Ptero, I just read the entire page again and laughed so hard I woke up a flock of sleeping birds. In the house, that is.

    I hope you've recovered from the choking episode. :-)

    March 27, 2011

  • Heehee!

    March 27, 2011

  • Ooh, I'm for a WOTD Digest email too!

    Erin: Fine. I'll wear my cummerbund on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but don't expect me to wear the ruffled shirt.

    March 27, 2011

  • Gangerh, does this mean I'll need to list International Sweet Tooth Fairy Day on my "One Person's Holiday" list?

    March 27, 2011

  • Wow! The Century Dictionary as daily horoscope!

    March 27, 2011

  • I do feel flashily stylish.

    Wait...flashily?

    March 27, 2011

  • I truly believe that golf is an incomplete sport.

    March 27, 2011

  • At least it isn't a catheter.

    March 26, 2011

  • *re-yoinks*

    March 26, 2011

  • From French bouleverser; to upset, overturn.

    March 25, 2011

  • What a bilby-ful world.

    March 22, 2011

  • Haha!

    March 18, 2011

  • *adds Rabelais to 22-page, single-spaced reading list*

    Thanks, yarb. *sigh*

    March 17, 2011

  • Oh, this one's just a weekend. Believe me, I'd rather be home catching up on Wordnik.

    *spends inordinate amount of time searching for spelling mistake*

    March 17, 2011

  • Sure, easy for you dress-wearers (Erin and chained), but what about pants-people? Must we wear tuxedo pants every time an error pops up? And what about cummerbunds?

    Nice front page of wordshowers. :-)

    March 17, 2011

  • Agreed! Good to welcome old Wordieniks back!

    March 17, 2011

  • Did I miss it?

    March 17, 2011

  • Ohhhhh, I see how it goes. Leave this place for a little vacation, and return to discover that ruzuzu has absconded with my umbrage and planted herself atop a stick....

    *yoinks umbrage away from ruzuzu*

    March 17, 2011

  • Right! I knew I'd forgotten something before I went away. I'll get right on that...right after this next trip....

    March 17, 2011

  • Hey! Gimme back my lumpy umbrage!

    March 3, 2011

  • I don't think so. It's kind of hard and lumpy.

    March 3, 2011

  • Thanks for the plug, bilby. Erin, this is great!

    March 3, 2011

  • Happy national cold cuts day, everyone! I'll be without a computer for the next couple weeks...see you all when I'm back online. And please: Go easy on the fufluns. :-)

    March 3, 2011

  • Uh oh. Is anyone else now having problems adding words to their lists?

    March 2, 2011

  • Sadly, it's not all that surprising.

    March 2, 2011

  • See (not surprisingly) laser tits.

    March 2, 2011

  • Blaaahahaha!

    March 2, 2011

  • Oh, how could we? What else could we have been thinking? But yes, it appears it was on Feb. 22nd.

    March 2, 2011

  • Much better. *harrumphs*

    March 2, 2011

  • Happy Universal Human Beings Week, everyone.

    Every human, that is.

    March 2, 2011

  • Bracket "I want a pair of laser tits, damnit" please.

    March 2, 2011

  • No, no. That's the Temporal Bible.

    March 2, 2011

  • This list makes me giggle. I would have guggled earlier, but I was gaggling at something else.

    March 2, 2011

  • Holy mother of pearl.

    March 2, 2011

  • It sounds better than Prii, anyway.

    March 2, 2011

  • Just 'cause.

    March 2, 2011

  • Beautiful bird. Thanks, Pro. :-)

    March 2, 2011

  • Love this word. It reminds me of one of my favorites, eyeball.

    Don't ask why.

    March 2, 2011

  • Wow. Skipvia needs to see this. :-)

    March 2, 2011

  • I think I'll pbutt on this word.

    March 2, 2011

  • *silently trips over alarm*

    March 2, 2011

  • Ooh, yes! Thanks for the suggestion, h. I wish my car were named after a raptor.... ;-)

    March 2, 2011

  • I lerve the Muppets version of that song.

    March 2, 2011

  • Fascinating! What a rascal, that Caravaggio.

    March 2, 2011

  • And here I thought it was a form of cold virus.

    March 2, 2011

  • Or an exceptionally nasty guitar.

    March 2, 2011

  • Gosh. That sounds uncomfortable.

    Ohhhh, undersnorter....

    March 2, 2011

  • Still no sprinkles!

    March 2, 2011

  • I see Wordplayer suggested Lists of unusual units of measurement. Might I also suggest List of humorous units of measurement?

    They crack me up.

    March 2, 2011

  • What about the little sprinkles, then? She doesn't rate little sprinkles?

    Well, I never. *grabs fistfuls of umbrage*

    March 2, 2011

  • See thou.

    March 1, 2011

  • Also called the mil; defined as 1/1,000 of an inch (25.4 µm), frequently used to measure the thickness of very thin materials such as film and plastic sheeting.

    March 1, 2011

  • Maybe they're gummy bears who have stayed too long in the sun.

    March 1, 2011

  • *favorited*

    March 1, 2011

  • He's back, you know. He's been muttering about running for President.

    May God have mercy on our souls.

    March 1, 2011

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    March 1, 2011

  • It's moments like this that make it worthwhile to be an editor; right, chained?

    *sigh*

    March 1, 2011

  • Gosh, those sunglasses are nice.

    *whistles*

    March 1, 2011

  • That's a rather wicked smile on your angelic face, bilby.

    March 1, 2011

  • Odd that no one takes issue with hating one's father and mother....

    March 1, 2011

  • :-)

    March 1, 2011

  • *suddenly has an unreasonable urge to scream "Exterminate! Exterminate!*

    March 1, 2011

  • Great list! I seem to recall someone else compiling a similar one. Anyone recall?

    March 1, 2011

  • *wants to read yarb's bible*

    March 1, 2011

  • Heehee!

    March 1, 2011

  • The official plural of Prius.

    February 28, 2011

  • I'd snort at that comment, hernesheir, but it's way funnier than snort-funny.

    February 27, 2011

  • It does! Added, thanks.

    February 27, 2011

  • See?

    February 27, 2011

  • See the Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • See the Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • In 1631, the King's printers, Barker and Lucas, published a Bible with a small error: The word "not" was missing from the Seventh Commandment in Exodus 20:14. The commandment read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." Barker and Lucas, henceforth known as the printers of the Wicked Bible, were forced to pay a fine for the error, the cost of which (£300) effectively put them out of business.

    Eleven copies of this book--also known as the Adulterer's Bible, Adulterous Bible, or Sinner's Bible--are known to exist today.

    February 23, 2011

  • See Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • An 1810 King James version of the Bible replaces the w in "wife" with an l: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father and mother . . . yea, and his own wife also...." (It should read "and his own life also.")

    February 23, 2011

  • In an 1823 edition of the King James Bible, Genesis 24:61 reads, "And Rebecca arose, and her camels, and they rode upon the camels, and followed the man: and the servant took Rebecca and went his way." (The first "camels" should read "damsels.")

    February 23, 2011

  • A 1927 edition of the King James Bible includes a table of family affinities in which appears the admonition "A man may not marry his grandmother's wife."

    February 23, 2011

  • In the 1990s, an American Bible publisher produced a new "red letter" leatherbound edition (the red letters signifying the words of Jesus). In the Book of Timothy, the film plate containing the red letter text was omitted, so thousands of copies of the "monochrome" text had to be discarded.

    February 23, 2011

  • Very much like life with the hard-of-hearing. :-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Earworm alert!

    February 23, 2011

  • *disappears into imaginary self*

    February 23, 2011

  • Aw, shucks. :-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Oh, great. Now I'm imagining dontcry imagining bobbing for imaginary apples.

    February 23, 2011

  • Blecch.

    February 23, 2011

  • *watches dontcry hungrily*

    February 23, 2011

  • *wonders whether John's sorry he asked*

    ;-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Thanks, chrissykp--this is an open list, so feel free to add these (maybe with your descriptions repeated on the word pages). :-)

    February 22, 2011

  • This book implies that the stews are "brothel-houses," presumably somewhere (or in many places) in England--the book is titled The Church History of Britain.

    February 22, 2011

  • What if Bob's your uncle? Does that count?

    February 22, 2011

  • Also (in bookbinding) tipped in.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also canceled leaf.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also half title.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also see solander.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also blindstamping.

    February 22, 2011

  • Thanks! I'm enjoying it--takes me back to my days working with rare & antique books.

    February 22, 2011

  • Must be Disenchantment Bay.

    February 22, 2011

  • Agreed.

    *is now hungry for an apple slathered in any form of candy except licorice*

    February 22, 2011

  • Lego Murderers: The next new set.

    February 22, 2011

  • Indeed, you dooth!

    February 22, 2011

  • In several editions of the King James Bible, Luke 23:32 reads, "And there were also two other malefactors crucified with Jesus." It should read, "And there were also two other, malefactors."

    February 22, 2011

  • In this 1611 King James Bible, Judas--not Jesus--says "Sit ye here while I go yonder and pray" in Matthew 26:36.

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1641 King James Bible, Revelation 21:1 reads, "the first heaven and the first earth were died and there was more sea" rather than "the first heaven and the first earth were died and there was no more sea."

    February 21, 2011

  • A 1716 King James Bible reads, at John 8:11, "Go and sin on more" rather than "Go and sin no more."

    February 21, 2011

  • In an 1801 King James version of the Bible, Jude 16 reads, "These are murderers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage." It should read "These are murmurers. . . ."

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1804 King James version, 1 Kings 8:19 reads "thy son that shall come forth out of thy lions" rather than "out of thy loins."

    This edition has another error in Numbers 25:18: Instead of "The murderer shall surely be put to death," it reads, "The murderer shall surely be put together."

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1805 King James edition, Galatians 4:29 reads, "But as then he that was born after the flesh persecuted him that was born after the Spirit to remain, even so it is now." Apparently a proofreader had written "to remain" in the margin of the proof pages as an answer to whether a comma should be deleted. The note accidentally became part of the printed text.

    February 21, 2011

  • In this Bible printed in 1809, Zechariah 11:17 reads "Woe to the idle shepherd that leaves the flock!" rather than "the idol shepherd." (Idol here being akin to "worthless.")

    Seems to me "idle" should work anyway, but what do I know?

    February 21, 2011

  • In an 1807 Bible, Matthew 13:43 states "Who hath ears to ear?" rather than the correct "Who hath ears to hear?"

    In the same edition, Hebrews 9:14 reads, "How much more shall the blood of Christ . . . purge your conscience from good works to serve the living God." (It should read "dead works.")

    February 21, 2011

  • This is the first of the two editions of the Authorized Version of the Bible, 1611. In Ruth, rather than reading "And she went into the city," it reads "And he went into the city." Sometimes called the Male Chauvinist Bible.

    An "un-nicknamed" 1923 edition of the Authorized Version includes the admonition, "A man may not marry his grandmother's wife."

    February 21, 2011

  • More commonly called the He Bible.

    February 21, 2011

  • In the third edition of this Bible, published in 1572, the printer used ornamental initial letters for several books--but the letters originally had been used to print Ovid's Metamorphosis and other non-religious books, so they did not depict religious scenes. The worst offender was the graphically pictorial letter at the beginning of Hebrews: a vivid depiction of Zeus disguised as a swan and rather amorously courting Leda.

    February 21, 2011

  • The second edition of the Geneva Bible, published in 1562, earned this title for its conversion (in Matthew) of "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God" into "Blessed are the placemakers...."

    February 21, 2011

  • *applauds wildly*

    February 21, 2011

  • *munches popcorn nervously while watching word count*

    February 21, 2011

  • Thanks for reposting. :-)

    February 21, 2011

  • Excellent.

    February 21, 2011

  • Warhead? Ha!

    February 21, 2011

  • More (not about Ruth Buzzi) at bag marks.

    February 21, 2011

  • Also planchlet.

    February 21, 2011

  • Shhhhh! It's pumpkin juice.

    February 21, 2011

  • SoG! You're here! I was wondering whether to post that here on your behalf. :-)

    February 21, 2011

  • Sionnach, that explains a lot about life here lately. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm being vacuumed back into my wordhole.

    February 21, 2011

  • See Zeitgeist, and mind the floating logonauts.

    February 21, 2011

  • Holy mother of pearl.

    February 21, 2011

  • Oops, missed your previous post about Sandhills, hernesheir. What a wonderful view you have of their migration. Was in Nebraska (a.k.a. ruzuzuland) a few years ago to see their stopover and it was glorious.

    Perhaps the stay-at-home Sandhills have retired, now that the children are grown and out of the nest. ;-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Thank you, hernesheir. Funny, I was looking at some of my older lists last night, and I realized (to my horror) that I had neglected to "complete" many of them. Back to work on Minty Fresh and others. :-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Nice thought, ptero. I sure hope you're right, or we're out of here on our padded face holes. :-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Ooh, I forgot that one! Thanks, Erin.

    February 19, 2011

  • Hernesheir, I noticed that too, and thought my monitor was broken. ;-) I'll also miss Watch Your Language, but as long as Wordnik is still around, I'll live with the change.

    February 19, 2011

  • Yum. Say, you could have dipped those free pineapples in chocolate, you know. ;-)

    February 19, 2011

  • Thanks, W. Still working on this list (just started it last night). Already have the Owl Bible.

    February 19, 2011

  • You bet. Fun list. :-)

    February 19, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 19, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Prepare by sewing a ring in the corner of a handkerchief. Borrow from your audience a ring. Pass a stick through it, and cover with the handkerchief. Under cover of the handkerchief, pretend to slide the ring from the stick into your hand. Let your audience feel the ring through the folds of the cambric. (Of course, they really feel the prepared ring.) Now ask two spectators to hold the ends of the stick; whip away handkerchief, and the ring is on the stick."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Ask your audience to draw a card from a pack which you hold. Secretly slip a rubber band over the pack, but not over the three or four top cards. Take back the chosen card, without looking at it, and press it down with the pack, gripping the pack as soon as the card is in position. By releasing the grip the chosen card will now shoot up into the air."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Ask a member of your audience to pick a card from the pack, remember it, and place it on top of the pack without letting you see the face. Tell somebody else to cut the pack--this should bring the bottom card of the pack on top of the chosen card. You have noted what card lies at the bottom of the pack, so it is easy to locate the card. The next card below this will be the one chosen."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "You need a tumbler half-full of water, a silk handkerchief, a coin, and (concealed from the audience) a circular glass disc the same size as the coin. Cover the coin with the handkerchief and let your audience feel it through the fold--you contrive that they feel the glass disc, and not the coin, which remains concealed under your hand. Under cover of the handkerchief drop the glass disc into the water. Your audience will think the coin dropped, but the glass disc inside will be invisible. The coin has vanished!"

    February 18, 2011

  • Perhaps it needs punctuation, then:

    Refresh yourself?

    Refresh, yourself.

    Refresh! Yourself!

    Refresh: yourself.

    Refresh? Yourself!

    February 18, 2011

  • Ptero's right.

    *swan dives into chocolate refreshment dispenser*

    February 18, 2011

  • Oh, sorry. There you go. :-)

    February 18, 2011

  • It's a start....

    February 18, 2011

  • Somewhere on Wordnik there's a better explanation for this phrase. I can't find it with my eye squinched around this monocle.

    February 18, 2011

  • Well, you did say "a bit."

    February 18, 2011

  • Aha. I must have been thinking about the prime weeks when all the tourists arrive. Thanks, r.

    February 18, 2011

  • I like it--but I hope that doesn't mean I'll be expected to foment a revolution.

    February 18, 2011

  • *monocled raconteur ambles in*

    *retrieves ruzuzu's monocle from champagne glass by drinking the champagne*

    *cleans monocle and hands it to ruzuzu*

    *departs*

    February 18, 2011

  • That can't possibly be a Croissanwich. It's too fresh-looking.

    Also, I had no idea one could find refreshment in a tiny, foil-lined pouch.

    February 18, 2011

  • No decent tea on Mount Everest?

    *cancels expedition*

    February 18, 2011

  • Oh dear. Hasn't she had enough trouble?

    *eyeroll*

    February 18, 2011

  • Nay, not I-you.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #13 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #15 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #18 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #23 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • Love the list title (and the list theme). Don't know whether you're accepting former vending machine items, but I borrowed from this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • That's some prize.

    February 18, 2011

  • A storage lipid seen with a microscope as an oil droplet inside a cell.

    February 18, 2011

  • They're coming through already? Wow; that's a little scary.

    February 18, 2011

  • That is one expeditious bladderwort, all right.

    February 18, 2011

  • Aw...congrats, Zio Pro!

    February 18, 2011

  • The Stein-Toklases were pips. I wonder whether they'd have preferred New Zealand cows?

    February 18, 2011

  • Ruzuzu, you have the most interesting iroquoisy events ever.

    February 18, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 18, 2011

  • *gvoan*

    February 17, 2011

  • They're not.

    February 17, 2011

  • That's what I thought.

    February 17, 2011

  • Huh. You don't say.

    February 17, 2011

  • Teehee!

    February 17, 2011

  • Thanks, E! Most of the credit goes to my fellow Wordnikkian contributors. :-)

    February 17, 2011

  • *gags; flees*

    February 16, 2011

  • *hides luncheon meats*

    February 16, 2011

  • Bilby: Eeew.

    Yarb: True. I suppose I meant potable water only.

    February 16, 2011

  • A small brown owl, Ketupa ceylonensis. Also known as the Brown Fish-Owl. (Thanks, gangerh).

    February 16, 2011

  • What? No! It can't be! ;->

    Thanks, 'gerh.

    February 16, 2011

  • Hmm. I think I use water fountain. Maybe it's because water doesn't usually fountain elsewhere. I mean, in most places it appears in a glass or bottle and does not spurt up toward my face. :-)

    February 15, 2011

  • Well, that's why the fuflun man flings fufluns. Livens up the place.

    February 15, 2011

  • I've had that problem off and on for the past few days. Now off, thank heavens.

    February 15, 2011

  • I have. :-)

    February 15, 2011

  • Chained, I visit "Only on Wordie/Wordnik" when I need to laugh myself silly reading my fellow Wordnikians' linguistic hijinks. In fact, I think I'll go visit now....

    February 15, 2011

  • I concur. Hooba porkrind all the way.

    February 15, 2011

  • An instrument that measures the relative humidity of tasty pork products?

    February 14, 2011

  • Love it. :-)

    February 14, 2011

  • Ooh! *yoink*

    February 14, 2011

  • Winner of the 2009 Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year.

    February 14, 2011

  • Not what you may think; the subtitle reads "Forensic Training and Tactics for the Recovery of Human Remains."

    That's right--it's worse than what you were thinking.

    February 14, 2011

  • Eeew.

    February 14, 2011

  • Timers built into electric cookers were relatively new in the 1950s, and this book aimed to teach housewives how to put them to best use.

    February 14, 2011

  • The cover says the book includes "33 ways to cook grasshoppers, ants, water bugs, spiders, centipedes and their kin." Recipes include Three Bee Salad, Scorpion Scaloppine, and Curried Termite Stew.

    February 14, 2011

  • The rest of the title: Comprising Their Structure, Fructification, Specific Characters, Arrangement, and General Distribution, With Notices of Some of the Fresh-Water Algae.

    February 14, 2011

  • Walk?? That's so...

    Okay. :-)

    February 14, 2011

  • Too late. Off to the inner punctum. Drat!

    February 14, 2011

  • *eyes strev*

    February 14, 2011

  • Done, h. Thanks for the opportunity.

    February 14, 2011

  • Heehee.

    February 14, 2011

  • Nifty idea, h. I'm honored. :-)

    I collected some on my "Because I Said So, That's Why" list.

    February 14, 2011

  • :-D

    February 12, 2011

  • Damn. Why didn't I think of that?

    February 12, 2011

  • *groan*

    February 12, 2011

  • That's precisely what it is. And now we'll have to kill you. *cue evil laugh*

    February 12, 2011

  • Probably eating their catafood.

    February 12, 2011

  • Classic. Favorited. :-)

    February 12, 2011

  • Yoinked for my Oddball Opposites list. :-)

    February 12, 2011

  • Telofy, I don't know how long this list has been around, but I've been thinking about making just such a one myself. Just goes to show that every potential wordie list is an existing wordie list. :-)

    February 12, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 11, 2011

  • Aww, thanks. :-)

    February 10, 2011

  • That's exactly what happened to me. I had to excuse myself, go to the rest room, and call a friend and ask him to call me later on the pretense of an emergency while they were telling me how nice Patagonia is this time of year.

    February 9, 2011

  • Thanks. *salutes*

    February 9, 2011

  • Oh, c_b? Did you want the Latin name of the sea mink? If you feed ruzuzu some fufluns, I'll bet she'd give it to you.

    February 9, 2011

  • I saw lightning sand in a curio shop once.

    February 9, 2011

  • Oops. I see that most of your entries are all lowercased. I can redo mine if you'd like.

    February 9, 2011

  • Oh. Thanks for pointing that out, Pro.

    ;->

    February 9, 2011

  • *leaves in a huff, taking fuflumbrage along*

    Some people....

    February 9, 2011

  • R, I think chained has a list or two for this.

    February 9, 2011

  • That's weird, because I always have to run an anti-virus program to prevent smut.

    February 9, 2011

  • See Catch-22.

    February 9, 2011

  • Nifty! *favorited*

    February 9, 2011

  • Oh. Well, everyone knows them.

    February 8, 2011

  • I thought Pro only boiled bagels at 4C?

    February 8, 2011

  • A concert?? *is awed*

    Actung, thanks for adding the Southern Tenant Farmers Union. I was just about to list it myself. ;-)

    Ruzuzu, many thanks for your additions, but I'd like to keep it to imperatives only, if you don't mind. :-)

    Mollusque: All in the Family!

    February 8, 2011

  • It would, wouldn't it? *pondering*

    When you're done, I shall subscribe immediately. :-)

    February 8, 2011

  • *hands ruzuzu a glass of water*

    February 8, 2011

  • While I'm here being excited about my own personal WOTD list, may I ask if/when we might be able to open lists to specific people again? At present it's either the listmaker or everyone in the universe. I owe sionnach one. :-)

    February 8, 2011

  • But where are his buccaneers?

    February 8, 2011

  • See? No one does.

    February 8, 2011

  • Wow! That should hold you for...uh....

    Will you run them more than once?

    February 8, 2011

  • No, I haven't! Work keeps interfering. Have you?

    February 7, 2011

  • I know muffin 'bout that.

    February 7, 2011

  • Seriously. People say this?

    February 7, 2011

  • You'll let us know how that works out.

    February 7, 2011

  • Oh yes, I know the muffin, man. (But not the muffin-man.)

    February 7, 2011

  • The muffin-man.

    February 7, 2011

  • No one knows the muffin-man, either.

    February 7, 2011

  • Wow. No one knows the muffin-man.

    February 7, 2011

  • Ooh, nice. Try a movie theater next.

    February 7, 2011

  • Oh, hush. ;->

    February 7, 2011

  • Good one! I just opened the list, so feel free to add. :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • To overcome or beat thoroughly; to completely use up. Also see exflunctify, its funkier cousin.

    February 7, 2011

  • Enjoy it while eating fettuccine alfredo.

    February 7, 2011

  • Enjoy it while watching the ballet.

    February 7, 2011

  • Clever title! :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • No need to apologize! I just meant that its level of iroquoisyness is a tad scary. :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • Pro, don't forget a breakfast of puffins. :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • Also spelled santur.

    February 7, 2011

  • Also spelled santoor.

    February 7, 2011

  • For Wordieternity: see dung.

    February 7, 2011

  • *resells t-shirt to PossU*

    *uses profit to buy more fufluns*

    February 7, 2011

  • Bilby takes this when interrupted.

    February 7, 2011

  • *buys all t-shirts, smokes pi(pe), jitterbugs out*

    February 7, 2011

  • I have no problem either way; just thought Ken and Linder might not have known about Wordnik's case-sensitivity bit.

    February 7, 2011

  • Iroquoisy. I was just reading that article before I came here.

    February 7, 2011

  • *joins in*

    Toot toot toot toot diddly-ada-toot-diddly-ada...toot toot

    He boils them eight to the bar

    He can't boil a bundt

    'Cause the bundt's not suppooosed to boillllll

    Aaaahand the company jumps to see his bagelry

    He's the boogie woogie bagel boy of apartment 4C

    February 7, 2011

  • More here, if you're interested. (I nabbed the non-"plural" of this word for the list.)

    February 7, 2011

  • We can make our own WOTD? Oh, what fun!

    February 7, 2011

  • How elegant!

    February 7, 2011

  • Cupjacks!

    Er...wait....

    February 7, 2011

  • That's a little frightening.

    February 7, 2011

  • I was almost tricked into having a soft pretzel for breakfast. But everyone knows they're for lunch and dinner only.

    And snacks.

    February 7, 2011

  • *guffaw*

    February 7, 2011

  • *wipes 3.1415926 off face*

    February 6, 2011

  • Thanks, ruzuzu!

    February 6, 2011

  • *sprints back*

    Brackets around fuflumbrage, please!

    *flees*

    February 6, 2011

  • I didn't know that about light horsemen. Wow....

    February 6, 2011

  • *flings cupcakes*

    *flees*

    February 6, 2011

  • Only if it's caused by pasta.

    February 6, 2011

  • A Swedish profession for women from the Middle Ages until the early 20th century. A roddarmadam made her living by rowing people from one island to another in the Stockholm archipelago.

    February 6, 2011

  • Just sayin'.

    February 5, 2011

  • Brackets around feeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww-splat, please!

    Sorry to interrupt, bilby.

    February 5, 2011

  • I thought she was the patron saint of a delicious medium-sized tubular pasta.

    February 5, 2011

  • Oh, great. Now I'll spend the rest of the day doing the same.

    February 5, 2011

  • Agreed--nice list!

    February 5, 2011

  • Agreed, with the possible exception of baristas and coffeehouses.

    February 5, 2011

  • Excellent song.

    February 5, 2011

  • I hear he's an excellent dancer too.

    February 5, 2011

  • I know a couple birds who'd order that for breakfast.

    February 5, 2011

  • Similar sentiments are expressed here.

    February 5, 2011

  • Watch out for those grape riffles. You can break a tooth.

    February 5, 2011

  • Have either of you tried the colophon (all lower case) page?

    February 5, 2011

  • Yes, yes. The unapology.

    February 5, 2011

  • Button maker.

    February 5, 2011

  • Fringe maker. Also see frangier.

    February 5, 2011

  • Dyer.

    February 5, 2011

  • Fringe maker. Also see crepinier.

    February 5, 2011

  • Ribbon maker.

    February 5, 2011

  • Fabric/cloth maker.

    February 5, 2011

  • A maker and seller of trimmings made of gold, silver, silk, and so on.

    February 5, 2011

  • A fishmonger; specifically, a fisherman on the coast of Languedoc.

    February 5, 2011

  • See profile page for bilby (a.k.a. bil by).

    February 5, 2011

  • *snort*

    February 5, 2011

  • Holy...er, cow!

    January 31, 2011

  • If I had glue, I'd name it Sylvester.

    January 31, 2011

  • Hey, thanks bilby. And thanks, Dan. :-)

    January 31, 2011

  • Sorry, sionnach. I've been waiting and waiting for the old settings to be restored....

    But just for you, I'll add the hideous jeggings.

    January 30, 2011

  • :-)

    January 30, 2011

  • Glad you're enjoying it. I suppose you're right--the name should be changed. Thanks for pointing that out. :-)

    January 29, 2011

  • You were? But I don't even own a gun.

    Or should I say nug....

    January 29, 2011

  • Were you looking for gambiheeorgiaermanyhanareecerenadauatemalauineauinea bissauuyanaaitiondurasungarycelandndiandonesiaranraqrelandsraeltalyamaicaapanordanazakhstanenyairibatioreorthoreouthuwaityrgyzstanaosatviaebanon?

    January 29, 2011

  • Also spelled qanún.

    January 29, 2011

  • Also spelled kanun.

    January 29, 2011

  • Invented by American composer Ellen Fullman, this instrument is played by walking along the length of its approximately 100 90-foot–long strings and rubbing them with rosined hands to produce longitudinal vibrations.

    I'm thinking Ms. Fullman could have come up with a more creative name for it.

    January 29, 2011

  • An experimental electric guitar with seven strings and three outputs.

    January 29, 2011

  • A 42-string guitar with three necks.

    January 29, 2011

  • A descendant of the washtub bass, the Whamola has a double-bass–style neck with a pulley-and-lever system and a single string, all mounted onto a wooden or metal body. The name is a portmanteau of whammy bar and viola.

    January 29, 2011

  • A custom-made double-neck 3rd bridge guitar invented in the 1980s by Bradford Reed.

    January 29, 2011

  • See pluriarc.

    January 29, 2011

  • Aw, thanks hernesheir. :-) (Just now seeing your comment.)

    January 29, 2011

  • I've not had that problem, no.

    January 28, 2011

  • Do you two know "Lady of Spain"?

    January 28, 2011

  • Rwow.

    January 28, 2011

  • I don't think that word should even be invented.

    January 28, 2011

  • Sorry I missed your long-ago note, yarb. Added, thanks.

    January 28, 2011

  • The mere fact that someone actually compiled a timeline for this makes my day.

    January 28, 2011

  • It is a little...strong...right here.

    January 28, 2011

  • I'd call that double Iroqouisy.

    *spits out grapeshot*

    January 28, 2011

  • He is also, I learned through way too much research, the patron saint of baristas, coffeehouses, orphans, the mentally ill, cattle, shepherds, unattractive people, and midwives.

    January 28, 2011

  • This goes under "Lists I've Always Promised Myself I'd Create, But I'm Probably Too Late." Thank heavens for sionnach. :-)

    January 28, 2011

  • But...but Wordnik said....

    January 28, 2011

  • Wordnik seems to think I was, yet I have no memory of said activity.

    January 28, 2011

  • *chews contentedly*

    Ouch! Was that...grapeshot in my fuflun?

    January 27, 2011

  • I wouldn't call Pears highbrow, but the book is a good read, in my opinion.

    January 27, 2011

  • Well, that clears it up nicely.

    January 27, 2011

  • I wonder whether prunes lie prone?

    January 27, 2011

  • Good...er...point, ruzuzu.

    January 27, 2011

  • *mutters to self*

    January 27, 2011

  • Was I looking for grape riffle?

    January 27, 2011

  • See, you can only learn these things here.

    January 27, 2011

  • *sings* Happy Birrrthday to da Bearrrr....

    January 27, 2011

  • That cheese wedge knows whereof it speaks.

    January 26, 2011

  • Clearly, then, it's a work in progress.

    January 26, 2011

  • *hands ruzuzu a calming fuflun*

    January 26, 2011

  • I find that beer cans are especially delectable when roasted and served with freshly baked fufluns.

    January 25, 2011

  • Great list. Is it an Aubrey/Maturin list?

    January 25, 2011

  • If I had a list of things I didn't want to know about, this would be the first item on it.

    January 25, 2011

  • Happy National Peanut Butter Day! And if you're of the persuasion, happy Beer Can Appreciation Day as well. :-)

    January 24, 2011

  • :-)

    January 23, 2011

  • Skipvia, you owe me a trip to Skinny Dick's. Just sayin'.

    January 22, 2011

  • My people. *wipes away tear*

    January 22, 2011

  • Good one--thanks, mollusque.

    January 22, 2011

  • Jumbo shrimp can't complain. They're a contradiction in terms.

    January 20, 2011

  • Happy Penguin Awareness Day and Cheese Day. :-)

    January 20, 2011

  • Cities and towns, yes.

    January 20, 2011

  • Ooh, forgot about that one.

    January 20, 2011

  • Let me tell you--that kid is going to have incredible forearms in a few years.

    R: Not a bad habit at all. I've come to expect the Lady of Spain Question. :-)

    January 20, 2011

  • Or shrimp. But they wouldn't need this much space, would they?

    January 20, 2011

  • Also spelled djiggetai.

    January 20, 2011

  • Also spelled dziggetai.

    January 20, 2011

  • American Heritage Dictionary defines this as a "fast-running wild ass."

    I think I know some of these guys.

    January 20, 2011

  • Hi ruzuzu!

    *waves back*

    See? Our incredibly long screen names are welcome here.

    January 19, 2011

  • Aw, nuts. And I was so enjoying gingerol....

    January 19, 2011

  • No, no, no. I deliberately did not let myself learn "Lady of Spain."

    January 19, 2011

  • Favorited! Thanks for doing this, ruzuzu. Are you including lists that are made up simply of names of towns? If so, here are two more.

    January 19, 2011

  • Gotta give credit to a band that uses "plinth" in its lyrics. :-)

    January 19, 2011

  • Ah. That clears it up nicely.

    January 19, 2011

  • There's a list for that, I'm pretty certain.

    January 19, 2011

  • Nifty list, hernesheir. I could have used it on my recent visit to Tarpon Springs, FL.

    January 19, 2011

  • "Ginger, a member of the same plant family as turmeric, contains anti-inflammatory compounds and volatile oils — gingerols — that show analgesic and sedative effects in animal studies." -- "The Claim: Eating Ginger Helps Reduce Muscle Pain and Soreness," NYT Online, 1/17/11

    January 18, 2011

  • Come along then, ruzuzu. We can hang out at pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    January 18, 2011

  • Good grief; did they hire someone to make these up? ;-)

    January 18, 2011

  • These meatball crimes must be stopped.

    January 18, 2011

  • Yes, feel free--and welcome. :-)

    January 18, 2011

  • ████.

    January 18, 2011

  • Dang. That explains everything.

    January 11, 2011

  • Not only is it a great list, but the comments here are exquisite.

    January 11, 2011

  • Truer words....

    January 11, 2011

  • Or do I mean an exhausting list? I don't know; I'm too tired to say.

    January 11, 2011

  • What is the question?

    January 11, 2011

  • "Before figuring out the nature of Kepler-10b, the scientists looked at the host star's properties, as revealed by starquakes, acoustic disturbances that make the entire star ring like a bell." -- "NASA Finds Smallest Earthlike Planet Outside Solar System," National Geographic Daily News

    January 11, 2011

  • Bilby, does that mean you're related to whichbe?

    January 10, 2011

  • Or man nipples.

    January 10, 2011

  • Frogapplause, I saw this trophy and thought of you.

    But I'm sure you make great coffee.

    January 10, 2011

  • Moniplies sounds suspiciously like nipples.

    January 8, 2011

  • Thanks, ruzuzu. Wordplayer, ogonek is already listed, and I'll leave hawsehole to the nautical lists of my fellow Wordnikies. But thanks for the rest!

    January 8, 2011

  • Also the name for two small Australian weaverbirds.

    January 8, 2011

  • Nickname for the wallcreeper.

    January 8, 2011

  • A small passerine bird native to the high mountains of Eurasia. It is the only member of the genus Tichodroma. Also see wall-creeper.

    January 8, 2011

  • Also see wallcreeper.

    January 8, 2011

  • Thank you, hernesheir. I added wallcreeper (wall-creeper) to my Still More Birds list because that's its standard name rather than a nickname. Same goes for wheatear, on More Birds list. Many of the others I've already listed (hard to tell, I know, because the list is so long). A few are listed as unhyphenated.

    January 8, 2011

  • Well, we might as well make this an exhaustive list.

    January 8, 2011

  • Scottish dialect for Long-Tailed Duck. Also spelled coal and candle light.

    January 6, 2011

  • Gull in Scottish dialect.

    January 6, 2011

  • Added. Thanks, c_b. And thanks, ruzuzu.

    January 5, 2011

  • *snort*

    December 25, 2010

  • Nifty list, h.

    December 25, 2010

  • Thanks for the plug. :-)

    *hands ruzuzu a fuflun*

    December 25, 2010

  • *flies Lear jet up to Nova Scotia*

    December 25, 2010

  • Exactly.

    December 24, 2010

  • Thanks, r. I'll need to check out that list in case I can yoink something. ;-)

    December 24, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, you like klezmer music? But why?

    December 24, 2010

  • I also wondered why, in the Our Father, we expected God to give us this day our jelly bread.

    December 24, 2010

  • I'm all for superb owls.

    December 24, 2010

  • Wow. The headline is hilarious, but then you read the article and it's not so funny.

    December 24, 2010

  • I just popped back here to say that I find this discussion stunning in the definition #2 sense (excellent, first-rate, "splendid") and that I find you all stunning as well, also in the definition #2 sense (delightful; extremely attractive or good-looking).

    And now, back to my stunning life, in the definition #1 sense (that stuns or stupefies).

    December 24, 2010

  • *hands muculent bear a cup of hot tea*

    December 24, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, somewhere around here is a list of state lists. I'll rummage around, and if I can't find it, maybe I'll make one. :-) Meantime, enjoy this one and this one.

    December 21, 2010

  • To beat about, thrash.

    December 21, 2010

  • Yup. OED says this for abactinal: "Remote from the actinal area; pertaining to that part of the surface of a radiated animal which is opposite to the mouth, e.g. the apex of a sea-urchin, or upper surface of a star-fish."

    December 21, 2010

  • Well, at least I'm where I should be all the time.

    December 21, 2010

  • I think she did, meaning to be sarcastic.

    December 21, 2010

  • Or if you drive a few hours east, you'd be watching ott.

    December 21, 2010

  • Also see morepork.

    December 20, 2010

  • Heehee!

    December 16, 2010

  • It is! Thanks, Pro (I was too lazy to check). Wouldn't it be great if more products would magically show up there? *hinting broadly*

    December 16, 2010

  • Oooh! How delightfully bouncy!

    December 16, 2010

  • Yarb, I think you're right. OED shows two definitions:

    1. That stuns or stupefies; dazing, astounding; deafening.

    2. Excellent, first-rate, "splendid", delightful; extremely attractive or good-looking.

    For #1, 1667 is the first citation (Milton, by the way, in Paradise Lost); 1849 is the first citation for #2 (Dickens, David Copperfield). Also noted is that #2 is a colloquial use.

    December 16, 2010

  • *tosses a gingerbread fuflun at hernesheir*

    December 16, 2010

  • Bahahaha! Pittsburgh, 'n nat!

    December 16, 2010

  • We need a fufluns typeface.

    December 16, 2010

  • Love that book.

    December 16, 2010

  • Wow--we're still counting that stuff? I lost track long ago. :-)

    December 16, 2010

  • Watch out! A muculent bear!

    December 16, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, that's so accurate I need to "Eew" again.

    Eew.

    C_b: :-(

    December 16, 2010

  • Fascinating story, too. I'd never heard of that crash.

    December 16, 2010

  • I really do have the mug. It was in the erstwhile Wordie shop.

    *makes note to photograph mug*

    December 16, 2010

  • Wow, this is great!

    December 16, 2010

  • Eew.

    December 14, 2010

  • One of my favorites as well.

    December 14, 2010

  • Why are you guys both speaking in boldface?

    December 14, 2010

  • How about in the summer, when it sizzles?

    December 14, 2010

  • Great list idea! :-)

    December 14, 2010

  • Also see hill-star.

    December 13, 2010

  • Btw, hernesheir, this is an actual hummingbird species--well, actually, more than one species--not a nickname. Isn't it a great word? :-)

    (Also see hillstar.)

    December 13, 2010

  • Wow, h--you've been busy! Thanks for all the tips. :-)

    December 13, 2010

  • Nope! It means bupkis.

    December 13, 2010

  • Dontcry, do you like fufluns in the winter, when it drizzles?

    December 11, 2010

  • Aren't I always?

    December 10, 2010

  • *checks hernesheir's resulting list and gets over it*

    December 10, 2010

  • *feels guilt*

    December 10, 2010

  • Just be sure you never use this epithet in anger.

    December 10, 2010

  • Ah, here it is. I've been waiting for...minutes. :-) Thanks, h!

    December 10, 2010

  • I mean, who knew?

    December 10, 2010

  • Was I too subtle?

    December 9, 2010

  • Me too, Pro. Where do we place an order?

    *sips from Wordie crappuccino mug*

    December 9, 2010

  • Aw, shucks. *blushing*

    OED has a new website? *trembles*

    December 9, 2010

  • Thanks, ptero! You're a far more effective rummager than I.

    December 9, 2010

  • Yes, yes. Someone should.

    *eyes hernesheir*

    December 9, 2010

  • It's one of those words that means its own opposite. I know there's a list around here somewhere....

    *rummages*

    December 9, 2010

  • Ooh. Devious.

    December 9, 2010

  • "Were you looking for goose-shit Green or goose shite Green?"

    December 9, 2010

  • I thought they increased it.

    December 9, 2010

  • Because it's good to be aware that you're washing your hands.

    NOW! Buy Henry the Hand gifts!

    December 8, 2010

  • Oh, and don't travel too far into the future on Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day or you'll miss National Pastry Day (the 9th) and National Noodle-Ring Day (the 11th).

    And people think Christmas is a big deal.

    December 8, 2010

  • That's very...wise.

    *stares dramatically into the distance during middle of sentence*

    Wait, I'm late for that one.

    December 8, 2010

  • That's okay. You weren't late by the time you arrived last week.

    December 8, 2010

  • Actually, hernesheir has been unearthing quite a few of these lately--so there's always hope. ;->

    December 8, 2010

  • Hmm...I like it!

    December 8, 2010

  • Thanks, PossibleUnderscore. I'm glad I posted this next week in time for the celebration yesterday!

    For those of you who still have time to travel, here are a few tips.

    December 8, 2010

  • Pro, didn't anyone tell you? We were celebrating by traveling to another time.

    December 8, 2010

  • Count yourself lucky, my friend.

    December 7, 2010

  • Done! Thanks for unearthing all these nifty instruments!

    December 7, 2010

  • Agreed, ptero. Though I must admit I haven't seen many Nutz in these parts.

    I should rephrase....

    December 7, 2010

  • Bilby, I think we found another entry for your Porn Birds list....

    December 7, 2010

  • It's a plane!

    Oh. I thought you were talking about....

    *wanders off*

    December 6, 2010

  • Hecko! Thanks--already had one; added the other.

    December 6, 2010

  • Thanks, hernesheir. I'm adding them to the "nicknames" list instead of this one. :-)

    December 6, 2010

  • Yes, it does!

    No wonder I had so many problems with asthma when I worked with rare books.... ;-)

    December 6, 2010

  • A slightly raised border around a print created by the edge of an intaglio plate.

    December 6, 2010

  • Hernesheir: Niiiice. You still have it, I presume?

    Ruzuzu: The plague??

    December 6, 2010

  • *yoink*

    Thanks, h!

    December 5, 2010

  • Nah. They prefer a Diet of Safflower Seeds. At least the ones around here do.

    December 5, 2010

  • They can't say, marky. Otherwise it wouldn't be a secret.

    I have my diety moments, but today I'd go for some fufluns.

    *thoroughly sanitizes mug, then accepts umbrage from very tidy Black-Capped Chickadee*

    December 5, 2010

  • ♫ Eeeeverywhere you gooooo.... ♫

    Long time, no see, mr_ass_itch! Have you sent out your Christmas cards?

    December 5, 2010

  • *returns Black-Capped Chickadee to the wild and washes cup*

    December 5, 2010

  • *stumbles over dontcry's liberal scattering of Fs*

    December 5, 2010

  • Ha! See dunk-a-doo. :-)

    December 5, 2010

  • Marky's right, Pro. If one talks about it, one doesn't know what one's talking about.

    *hands ruzuzu the mug with the Black-Capped Chickadee perched on the rim*

    December 5, 2010

  • Gesundheit!

    December 5, 2010

  • *sigh*

    My page. My beautiful page....

    December 4, 2010

  • Sure! I'll send Edward Rondthaler's spirit out with a tray. Cream & sugar?

    December 4, 2010

  • It is a jewel. Check tags, too--I think "fun to say" might bring up other tasty treats.

    December 3, 2010

  • Heehee!

    December 3, 2010

  • Oh, such a wily ruzuzu. I wondered how those agents could have scarfed down so many grass-stained fufluns....

    Oh, and ptero: Librarians Rule. :-)

    December 3, 2010

  • I want to have tea with Edward Rondthaler. Is he still around?

    "I wasn't the one who...." was meant as a joke. :-) But now that you mention it, hernesheir, I too was involved in some FBI rare book theft nonsense involving a Shakespeare First Folio and other literary jewels.

    Although I wasn't the guilty party, I'm pretty sure that the FBI still knows where I live. I occasionally toss fufluns out on the lawn because their agents huddled in the darkened car across the street always seem hungry.

    December 3, 2010

  • *storms in on milton-bradley fighting vehicle*

    Hey! No ointmenting of fufluns, ruseless or not!

    Why of all the....

    *takes umbrage and rumbles out*

    December 3, 2010

  • Great list, h! Feel free to pinch from this one, if you'd like.

    December 2, 2010

  • *raises hand*

    Hernesheir, I too worked in the rare books department of a prominent university research library. Were you the one who....

    Well, never mind. Does it count if I worked for a rare book dealer for five torturous years? (The books were rare; the dealer was rather commonplace.)

    December 2, 2010

  • Neat site!

    December 2, 2010

  • Chained might have one as well.

    Edit: Here it is.

    December 2, 2010

  • Gaaah! Earwormed!

    November 30, 2010

  • Thanks!

    November 30, 2010

  • Of course. What was I thinking?

    November 30, 2010

  • Gotcha.

    November 30, 2010

  • Good luck, Pro!

    November 30, 2010

  • I think it's spelled with three Es.

    November 30, 2010

  • No, no. Cotton-bales go best with sweet sauces, of course.

    November 30, 2010

  • "Threatened North Island Kokako have been discovered nesting in Auckland’s Waitakere Ranges for the first time in 80 years." Yay!

    November 29, 2010

  • See kokako.

    November 29, 2010

  • Prince Ruspoli’s Turaco (Vulnerable), is a macaw-sized bird with scarlet and navy-blue wings, long tail and green-and-white head. It was first discovered among the personal effects of Prince Ruspoli after he was crushed to death by an elephant in 1893. As the unfortunate nobleman had not had time to label the specimen, its origins remained a mystery for half a century before the species was seen in the wild by an English naturalist in southern Ethiopia."Ethiopian surveys find high densities of Prince Ruspoli’s Turaco but highlight threats"

    November 28, 2010

  • See the mummy of all my befarted body. Tell them dontcry sent you.

    November 28, 2010

  • But does one need to employ a padded face hole, I wonder?

    November 28, 2010

  • My thoughts exactly, yarb.

    November 28, 2010

  • That sounds very familiar--although to be sure, my samizdat-looking documents have never regarded small craft warnings.

    November 28, 2010

  • That all sticky dark brown strongly flavored spreads based on a yeast extract are created equal?

    November 28, 2010

  • Great list idea!

    November 28, 2010

  • And, although spelled differently, an adjective in several bird names.

    November 28, 2010

  • *suddenly feels better*

    November 28, 2010

  • Also seen there: a rattle of bumshot.

    November 28, 2010

  • *places order from website*

    November 28, 2010

  • ...and all we got was this lousy web page. ;->

    November 28, 2010

  • Pro, I just can't watch that past the opening shot of all the dead critters. Also: Eeew.

    November 28, 2010

  • Eeeew!

    November 28, 2010

  • Added--thanks!

    November 28, 2010

  • Nickname for Richardson's Skua, after the sound of its call. (Thanks, hernesheir!)

    November 28, 2010

  • Thanks!

    November 27, 2010

  • Stop! When will it stop!

    November 25, 2010

  • Oh yes, I know them. I try to avoid them whenever possible. They have...issues.

    November 25, 2010

  • Do they come with fufluns?

    November 25, 2010

  • Were you looking for a or a-?

    November 25, 2010

  • Aw, come on...everyone is doing it....

    November 25, 2010

  • How about hahaeeew?

    November 25, 2010

  • Heehee.

    November 25, 2010

  • How did you guys know it's marmite?

    November 25, 2010

  • Is this anything like a de-horker?

    November 25, 2010

  • Thanks, h! Added to my boats & birds lists, respectively.

    November 25, 2010

  • *yoink*

    November 25, 2010

  • Because we live in hope. Thanks, sionnach.

    (See sionnach's comment on list page.)

    November 23, 2010

  • No! Not another one!

    November 23, 2010

  • I'll do that, thanks.

    *makes note to ask Herb if he's a dialectal form of yarb*

    November 23, 2010

  • I'll raise your Drunken Sailor, play some klezmer music, and toss some barmy fufluns his way. After I ██████, of course.

    November 22, 2010

  • Well, that's not very nice. Didn't GNU Webster's mother ever teach him that it's rude to tease?

    November 22, 2010

  • That all Zebra finches are created equal?

    November 22, 2010

  • He must use a lot of Chapstick.

    November 22, 2010

  • How did you guys know it's the clarinet?

    November 22, 2010

  • And anyway, see here.

    November 22, 2010

  • Cuter, though, I'd wager.

    November 21, 2010

  • I'm sure you meant well.

    November 21, 2010

  • What?? That's a ████████ thing to say!

    November 21, 2010

  • Eeew.

    November 21, 2010

  • Well, it's not freedom, that's why.

    November 21, 2010

  • I'm having the same problem! What's going on!

    November 21, 2010

  • I'll see your comment, spread some yardarm on it, and have it for lunch.

    November 21, 2010

  • See the united states of america. You know, next time you travel.

    November 21, 2010

  • Ptero, that was the ██████ damn thing I've ever ██████!

    Yarb, I'm ████! Here's my Social Security number so you can make me your beneficiary: ████████████. Please don't give it out to anyone.

    Ruzuzu, meet me at ██████ and we can drive there together. Who's riding ████████?

    November 21, 2010

  • *puts on enormous pot of coffee for YA guests*

    By the way, yarb, the Century Dictionary says that you're a dialectal form of herb. Is this true?

    November 21, 2010

  • See ruzuzu's comment on Knots!

    November 21, 2010

  • Yarb is correct. It's a dual addiction. You may want to consider attending your local Yarbaholics Anonymous meeting.

    November 21, 2010

  • *snicker*

    November 21, 2010

  • That is nifty. Thanks, c_b.

    November 21, 2010

  • That second definition kind of knocks the hell out of the first one, doesn't it?

    November 21, 2010

  • I delight in the physical sensation of saying "plinth" and "fenugreek," mollusque. Just stand a bit farther away so you're not spit upon. ;-)

    November 21, 2010

  • Well, if sionnach and Prolagus can manage to meet in real life (as opposed to Wordnik Life), then there's hope for the rest of us. :-D

    Besides, as my mother always says, "If you can't ██████ in your ████████, then you might as well just █████ for ███.

    November 21, 2010

  • *guffaws*

    November 21, 2010

  • It's nearly...uh...upon us.

    November 21, 2010

  • See World Toilet Day.

    November 21, 2010

  • Har!

    November 21, 2010

  • Likely not voluntary, r.

    November 21, 2010

  • I gather, then, that he hasn't quite mastered "non-sequitur" just yet.

    November 21, 2010

  • Wow. It's no wonder he used his first name. ;-)

    November 21, 2010

  • Uh oh.

    November 21, 2010

  • As long as she doesn't take him to a show, then go window shopping. That's just too cruel.

    November 21, 2010

  • Ha! Why, I ought to girth hitch you to the yardarm, you scalliwag!

    I have no idea what I just said.

    November 21, 2010

  • No thanks needed--I like bird puzzles. :-)

    Chained, they're probably parents swooping your head because you're too close to their nest full of young'uns. I'd imagine you'd swoop too, if you weren't a bear.

    November 21, 2010

  • Ah, okay. I think that holds for many of the words on this list.

    November 21, 2010

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